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Subah ka rule no. 1: Kam Se Kam Rkhe to...🫠 jitna zaroori ho, utna hi rakhna, warna extra connection toh sirf WiFi ka kaam hai, insaan ka nahi! 😜

Kaam padta hai toh aise kaam nikalva lo jaise Shaktimaan ka chakkar – seedha kaam karvao aur 'Sorry Shaktimaan' keh ke nikal lo

Dosti waise rakho jaise Tarak Mehta ka Popatlal – jab kaam ho, tabhi ring bajao, warna phone switch off!

Aur bhai, agar kisi ne zyada close hone ki koshish ki, toh seedha 'Mogambo khush nahi hua!' wali vibe de do, kyunki hum bas kaam ke liye aaye hain, feelings ke liye nahi!

Aur yeh jo duniya hai na, kaam nikal gaya toh bas SRK style mein bol do – 'Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!' phir exit maro!

🤩Regards Mr Mast*** King  ~ @JoinIndianNavy_007

Good morning, my drama maestros! 🌞 Isn’t it just like a high-stakes movie scene when someone makes a dramatic exit, acting like they’ve vanished into thin air, only to reappear days later with some casual request? 🎬 And then, like a secret agent, they erase their tracks like it was all a covert operation! 🕵️‍♀️ It’s straight out of a blockbuster thriller, mixing Bollywood flair with Hollywood espionage! 😂

Meanwhile, I’m here, totally unruffled—playing it cool, flirty, and absolutely owning this stage! 💖 You bring the suspense, and I’ll bring the charm. You might think you’re the star of this show, but remember, I’m the one writing the script and calling the shots! 😏 So buckle up and enjoy the ride, because this is my show, and you’re just a supporting character. 😘

And as they say in *Hera Pheri*, ‘Pehle payment karo, phir delivery milegi!’ 😂 In this case, it’s ‘Pehle drama karo, phir dekhte hain!’ Here’s to a day filled with epic plot twists and irresistible flirtation! 🎭🔥